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Today we’re reviewing Darleen’s Sub & Pizza:
I’d link to their website but they don’t have one…
they are located at:
697 Islington St
Portsmouth, NH 03801
overall It was a pretty bad, Zac gave it a .26/8 and I gave it a 2/8… and I was being quite generous with that…
the crust was weak… think a little bit tougher than a pancake… quite fluffy but terrible for pizza dough… the sauce was nothing special and the way the cheese melted was reminiscent of a frozen pizza… I am willing to bet it actually was a frozen pizza that they heated up for us… which wouldn’t be terrible… if it reflected that in the price… but I’m not about to pay $12 for a meh frozen pizza… Zac and I agreed Elios would have been a step up… it so definitely paled in comparison to The Portsmouth Pizza Factory
Sometimes I come up with video concepts solely so I can eat or drink something… I like Pizza and the Portsmouth Pizza Program is the best way I could think of to consume Pizza on a regular bases and feel good about it… Zac and I will buy pizzas from all the different Pizza shops in Portsmouth NH and eat them… also review them… yeah we’ll review them too…
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how many more beers before?
They do if the company doesn’t want grease leaking through the box… It they order a specific size pizza (15″ for example), they would have a piece cut out at about 15″-16″…
Market Basket Bake and Rise is the greatest store brand frozen pizza that ever happened.
It’s not delivery, it’s DeJory.
Don’t want to be a smartass. Just making sure the correct information is out there:
If you adjust “.5 out of 10” mathematically to a scale where 8 = 100% you get “.4 out of 8”.
You’re horribly fucking stupid.
But honestly though, if this pizza place DOES buy their pizzas frozen, they don’t really seem like they’d be the kind of place to actually put that much thought into whether or not any potential grease might leak through the box and think ahead to buy pre-cut cardboard circles.
poor darleen, i hope she doesnt see this
It’s called a review.
How many of you came here just because of the Rosa review? xD
YES I’m glad this series is coming back
Find the worst Yelp reviews and then review them for yourself. That’s always interesting.
Go from worst reviews to the best. 🙂
Mayo means may..cinco is 5. De is of. You is dumb.
Ah, c’mon! Darleen’s pizza is good! I actually kinda like the bread-like quality of their crust. Plus their subs & salads are good too. I love the pita bread you get when you order a salad.
kill it!!! kill it with fire!!!
Is it bad that I recognize Zac’s sweater from that one episode of AFO?
The pizza at my school has only 3 pepperoni’s per Slice and it was burnt hard as a rock
I love these shows HAHAHA
damn it. now im hungry
Holy shiy. Cinco means 5. Mayo means May. Dumb fuck
That’s like school pizza bad.
FALLACY!
Finally! I’ve been waiting for another one of these videos
Alright No need to be Rude I was Miss informed from the Tipsy Bar tender Channel
The sad part is, i was rediculously excited when i saw this was on my homepage
i wonder if theyll get mad.
dude I asked about it…and now look what’s in my sub box. ask and ye shall receive. thanks jory.
Next Pizza please.
Next you should do the Portsmouth Gas Light! that ones my favorite!
2/8= 1/4 which is pretty big XD
it looks like digiorno.
You want some good pizza? Come to Buffalo, New York. We got the best pizza here.
lol it looks like the pizza on Invader Zim…
Thanks 🙂
I take me pizza seriously!
Jory’s burp was fucking intense. It was pretty much a roar. The flop of this pizza was gross to just watch.
i want some pizza even if that pizza isn’t so good
sounds like it’s undercooked
It’s not like they’re doing anything wrong, also it’s not like nearly every restaurant’s address in America can’t be found on Yelp.
From the taste you described, especially what you put in the description, I’m really convinced that this pizza comes frozen. The big giveaway, though, is the cardboard circle it was resting on inside the box. Fresh pies don’t come with a pre-measured cardboard circle…
Do i have to wait 3 months for the next episode?
You’ll have to let us know which of these places actually gives you jizz on your pizza.
The description of the crust, and the look of the pizza reminded me of the chef boyardee byo box pizzas.