Standup Comedian John Crist describes his first visit to Papa Murphy’s Pizza.
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Best pizza
Papa Murphy’s is good. Lol
Dude Papa Murphy’s is the most amazing pizza.
I hate Papa Murphys!!!
Columbus and Jamestown…. the amateur historian in me is enraged
Typical entitled Caucasian American man….lol,jk.
Papa Murphy’s is my favorite pizza place but this is awesome!
Dude! Papa Murphy’s is the best!
A lot of them have a sampling oven in the back. You should have just explained you were super high and super hungry and not to piss you off. They probably would have baked it for you.
Hilarious! And I feel the same way about the head of lettuce- no matter where I go, when I order a salad, I have to spend a half lifetime chopping the whole thing up. They give me lettuce with like a whole tomato, an unpeeled onion, a block of cheese, and the recipe for Ranch. My friends and family have all eaten and gone to see the latest butchering of Star Wars while I’m still at the grocery store buying a cutting board to make my own dinner on. Takes almost as long as back in the Dark Ages when they were baking their own pizza!
How DARE you speak ill of Papa Murphy’s. Disliked.
I love papa Murphy. I don’t ever have burnt or under cooked pizza again.
I thought that too – I made fun of the business idea and refused to eat from there, until I realized that I didn’t own my own business making a bunch of money. I tried it in a pinch and it was pretty good. It tastes comparable to chain pizza places, and much better than frozen pizza.
I realize it’s comedy, but just a little history nugget: Christopher Columbus never set foot in Jamestown. Columbus was an Italian explorer who sailed in 1492 on behalf of Spain to find a new route to the East Indies, that being Asia. Over four voyages he found the “new world” instead, that being the Bahamas and Central America. Jamestown wasn’t founded for more than another century, by the British, about a thousand miles to the north, in Virginia.
Dude, people like to take a pizza home to have hot pizza.
I love papa Murphy’s
The one in my old town just shut down, yay
I used to be a manager at PM. Every day someone would order a pizza and then get mad it wasnt cooked. We also asked if we were related to papa johns on the reg. But the pizza is delicious because of the ingredients we use
And there’s The Grate Steak, where you cook your own steak, probably for twice or 3x the cost of cooking it at home.
You.are.a.riot!!
You’re knocking Papa Murphy’s? Oh, it’s on, now.
Papa Murphy’s is actually really good, taste like homemade. I thought it was silly at first too lol
That salad! LOL
Papa Murphy’s is the best.
You don’t change oil using a screw driver . Try saying wrench next time you deliver that line, it will make more sense.
I love Papa Murphy’s ❤️
Who pulled a knot in YOUR tail. Papa Murphy’s is cheaper and if you bake it yourself, you get it piping hot with gooey cheese No sitting in oil congealing while its delivered to your house.
SOMEONE SAID IT.
I don’t care Papa Murphy’s pepperoni pizza is the best pizza ever. Just try it.
Honestly,my first thought when I heard of the place.
love paten
As someone who works at a Papa Murphy’s this is hilarious, but you’re also missing the advantages to this – such as, I don’t have to cook your pizza
High Quality ingredients
This is exactly why I wont use a “meal kit” delivered to your door and I STILL HAVE TO COOK IT!